JOKE: A Little Girl Wants To Be President, So We Asked Her A Simple Question

“I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?’

“She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

“Her parents beamed with pride.

“‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her. ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.’

“She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?’

“I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’”

  • Sharon Harrah-Hale

    yes

  • 4lifeandfreedom

    Smart girl!

  • Deb

    Love it!

  • Robert Courtney

    Common sense for a child, but a LOOONG stretch for the mindless Liberal parents.

    • DUTCHIET

      Mindless? Because someone is Liberal or not, calling them mindless is stupid and shows an inability to properly express ones thoughts. MINDLESS is a very strong term. Are you sure you want to use it?

      • Robert Courtney

        Yep. Who are you the word Po-leece?
        Go spew that crap at your mindless Liberal freinds, you have nothing for me, dolt.

      • DUTCHIET

        What is a Po-leece? I have no idea what that means. And are you capable of carrying on a civil conservation without stooping to insults? And what is “dolt:?

      • Robert Courtney

        Not only are you mindless, but you are stupid too. you have google, search for it, dolt.
        And now you are a mindless stupid BLOCKED Dolt. I don’t have time for your stupid games and ignorant baby talk.

      • DUTCHIET

        You certainly are one angry person who must use low insults to express your self. Is that because the truth hurts or that you are afraid of the truth? Still don’t know what Po/leece means> Do you?

  • Bigmanuger

    The liberal parents will be sending the child to a reeducation camp for training in the socialist ways. By suggesting the homeless work for food and money it is apparent that the parents of this child have totally failed in the raising of this poor misguided girl.

    • DUTCHIET

      And what is wrong with Socialism? The happiest people in the world live in Socialist countries. This begs the question why are you so unhappy>

  • AmericanMan2012

    YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED FIRST, “WERE YOU BORN IN THE USA?”
    OK GO FOR THE PRESIDENCY GIRL, OR TOO BAD, SHOOT FOR SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES.

  • DUTCHIET

    Did you tell the homeless person that you had a job for him. Or did you just assume, because he was homeless he would refuse to work.
    Remember what happens when you ASSUME!